Imbalance

Poor devil duck, his shameful secret is that he doesn't float correctly like a real rubber ducky is supposed to. Maybe that's why he's so mean all of the time. I tried filling him up with water, hoping that that would act as ballast, but it didn't work and he keeps flopping over. I guess the horns are weighing him down so it's not his fault, but I must say it is quite a disappointment. I took him out of the tank so that his secret would be safe. Then I published his secret on the web.